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Don't hold me back. [May. 9th, 2010|11:16 pm]
Sometimes, we all have to say "fuck you" and move on.
Because, maybe just maybe, some people are just not worth it anymore.
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Yucks, dig a hole and jump in. [May. 8th, 2010|10:50 am]
If you are unhappy,
don't ruin someone else's day.

RATHER YOU AND YOU ALONE THAN THE REST OF US.
Selfish little prick.
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That's why we're still here. (Inspired by Eileen Poh.) [Jan. 1st, 2010|04:32 pm]
Unconditional Love.

I'v realized when your bestfriend doesn't appreciate you,
how that matters is you were always there for her.
Always by her side waiting to catch her if she falls.

Because you love her.
You're willing to see pass the things that she has done that ever made
you sad and continue loving her, because she's your bestfriend.
You shouldn't EXPECT anything in return for loving her,
because, like Christmas, don't be a spoilt-retarded child.

So I've learnt my lesson,
because I believe that no matter who you are,
if I had a chance of making you smile and be happy, I would.
Because life isn't about WHO-ARE-YOU-TO-ME,
life is about sticking together. No matter what.
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She's gonna get you! [Dec. 31st, 2009|01:29 am]
Tooth Fairy.

Woohoo I'm on a roll today, baby~
(Shit okay I'm thinking about creating a youtube account and starting my very own
video blog.....)

Okay my final post today will be about Tooth Fairies.
Why do YOU (stop wanking) and many other younger children put your baby tooth under
your pillow in hopes of meeting the tooth fairy?
As a child I've always been terrified of that bitch.
Well mainly because, THERE IS A LADY I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE IN MY LIFE
WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN MY ROOM, NEXT TO ME, REACHING UNDER MY PILLOW AND TAKING SOMETHING
THAT ONCE USED TO BE PART OF MY BODY.
And have you ever thought of why do tooth fairies collect teeth?
What if all they needed was your DNA to create zombie clones and the next day they kidnap you to do experiments while the clone takes over your life? o_O

WHAT IF THE TOOTH FAIRY ISN'T A NICE OLD LADY IN A WHITE PRETTY GOWN?
WHAT IF THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS CHUCKY?
MAYBE HE WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO STAB YOU IN THE NECK WHILE YOU SLEEP.

Oh son of a mother duck, I scared myself and now I can't sleep.
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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2009|01:21 am]
Times are hard, you know?

If true friends really exist,
then well I'm safe to say that the Peter Pan does too.
What is your definition of a true friend?

a) Someone who is always there for you?
b) Someone who is exactly like you?
c) Someone you are hot for.
d) Someone who uses you when they need you.

So let me explain to you why these don't happen.

a) No one is always there for you, not even your parents _|_
b) Where's the fun if your friend knows what you're up to.
c) It always ends with someone's heart broken.
d) THIS HAPPENS A LOT. SO WATCH OUT.

I'm not here killing dreams but maybe, just maybe, that friend you've been
looking for all your life is someone you just didn't think it's possible or
someone you've been rejecting in your heart.
So don't be a wimp/jerk, go find her/him.
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I'll say it one more time. [Dec. 31st, 2009|01:11 am]
Don't cut my queue, bitch.

I don't like waiting in line, holding up my pee while an old lady casually
swoops in and cuts my queue. I know that most of you would wanna slap me across
the face and yell, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? SHE'S AN OLD LADY!"
Yeah she is an old lady. She has needs.
But, don't we all have needs too?
Who are you to say that the person beside you, poor/old/young/rich/snobby/slutty/dumb/retarded, is less important than you?
If she knows she can't hold it up then get an adult diaper. THAT'S WHY THESE THINGS ARE INVENTED BECAUSE THEY SERVE A CAUSE.
But not only did she pretended it was okay to cut, but she also taught the kids behind me to cut my queue AGAIN because, apparently, "it's okay".
If you really think I'm selfish because she's old. Then you're like that prick in the movie 2012,
you're that fat bastard in the white house
leaving the poor out there to die because they couldn't afford a ticket.

And while I'm here living a fair and happy life,
you're over there behind the computer screen killing poor people _|_
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It's been 2 years, but I still love you. [Dec. 19th, 2009|11:39 pm]
[Current Mood |happyhappy]

2008.































2009.


























































































Messages:

Enqi, Boon Chua & Kimberly: Thank you for every
teenie winnie little thing you've done for me.
You guys were always there and oh boy,
I love you so muchie <3

Netball girls: We've been through thick and thin together.
We laugh, we cry, we love.
You guys make me feel like the world will never
end tomorrow because you guys will always be there.
Forever and ever <3

Teddy: I'm sorry.

Julia: No matter what, you'll always be my perfect little
super pretty honey okay ^__^

Raudha: MY BEST FRIEND FOR LIFE I DON'T CARE
WHETHER WE DIFFERENT CLASS OR NOT.
WE ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER I TELL YOU.

& Everyone else:
THANK YOU AND MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO!

Lastly,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ENQI.
I'LL CONTINUE TO DROWN YOU EVERYDAY
WITH MY NEVER-ENDING RIVER OF LOVE.
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EMERGENCY. [Dec. 15th, 2009|01:44 pm]


GO NOW OKAY!
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